Friday, March 2, 2012

10 ways to annoy someone!

1. Make beeping noises when a large person walks backwards.

2. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

3. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

4. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

5. Set alarms for random times.

6. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

7.Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

8. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

9. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

10. Ask people what gender they are